You know me. I'm impulsive!

Joel: Clem? They're erasing you.

Clem: I'm here!

Joel: Clem, focus. I hired them, okay? I’m sorry, I'm so stupid.

Clem: Sweetie, calm down. Enjoy the scenery.

Joel: I need it to stop before I wake up and I don't know you anymore.
Clem: Okay, well, you know, just tell them to cancel it then.
Joel: What the hell are you talking about? I can't just cancel it. I'm asleep.
Clem: Wake yourself up!
Joel: Okay. You want me to wake up? Okay. Great. All right. Okay, here we go. This make you happy if I try?
Clem: Yeah.
Joel: I'll try really hard. Here we go. That was a great idea. Yeah. Okay. Boy, that's working like gangbusters.

Mary: Don't! That tickles me! Oh, my goodness.

Stan: Oh, my God. What is that? Jesus Christ! What the...

Mary: It's a birthmark!

Joel: It did work, for a second, but I couldn't... I couldn't move.
Clem: See? Oh, well, isn't that just another one ofJoel's self-fulfilling prophecies? It's more important to prove me wrong than to actually...

Joel: Look, I don't want to discuss this right now, okay?
Clem: Fine. Then what? I'm listening.
Joel: I don't know. You erased me. That's why I'm here. That's why I'm doing this in the first place.
Clem: I'm sorry.

Joel: 

You... You!

Clem: 

You know me. I'm impulsive.

Joel: 

That's what I love about you.