You know Clementine. She's like that...

Joel: "Miss Kruczynski was not happy and wanted to move on. We provide that possibility."
What the hell is that? Nicest guy she ever went out with.

Rob: Oww! Fuck!
Carrie: God, Rob! Give it a rest!

Joel: It's okay. It's all right.
Rob: Carrie, I am making a birdhouse.

Carrie: What can I say, Joel? You know Clementine. She's like that. She's impulsive. She decided to erase you almost as a lark.

Joel: 

A lark...