I’m trying to win you back!

I’m trying to be your girlfriend Gerry!

I’m trying to win you back!

I’m standing on the platform at Limbo Central

with my heart and soul packed in my suitcase

waiting for the Gerry Fucking Express to roll in

and tell me that my ticket is still valid 
and that I may reboard the train.

Only the station announcer keeps coming on and telling me that

my train has been delayed as the driver has suffered a

major panic attack in Indecision City,

“We suggest you take the bus”!

That’s what I have been trying to do, you cripple!!